Can't beat them? kill em.
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hi i'm kajol and im a short loser
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verylittlebird:

rendigo:

topographygo:

neshasha:

There was a bunny at Lowes today eating all the flowers

haha u go lil bun
fight the power

live the dream, small friend

a criminal

pros and cons of being friends with me

punkukulele:

pros

  • puns
  • free baked goods
  • honest opinions
  • i laugh at everything
  • you’re always the attractive friend
  • i never sleep so i’m always up to talk
  • i don’t judge

cons

  • puns
  • mental instability
  • everything i say is annoying
  • i repeat myself a lot
  • i’m an anxious piece of trash
  • i sing a lot
  • i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic
  • mood swings
  • i hardly go out

dajo42:

interesting superpowers

  • making people forget about object permanence
  • growing a wing. just one. fly around in circles
  • summoning vaseline
  • changing the colour of objects into their complimentary colour
  • super speed but only when drunk
  • instantly mastering the swear words in any language

finalfortuna:

mayspicer:

princesszangiev:

coltercat:

The spoopiest part of this skeleton bird decoration is the complete lack of knowledge in basic skeletal anatomy

somebody please draw this creature with skin on because i think it would be horrifying because those are basically long fingers

well that was fun

Have fun in your nightmares, kids.

lyxdelsic:

gender pronouns dont apply to me please refer to me as “your majesty”


Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
College: did I have class today
PLUTOS BEEN DECLARED A PLANET AGAIN

twerkingongaycountries:

VIVA LA PLUTO

tachibanamakotos:

*becomes educated on issues and learns not to use slurs* *literally everyone u come in contact with uses said slurs and u cringe*