when u try to tell ur friends a pun
when ur friend likes puns
Imagine a miniature version of your icon riding around in your pocket and giving you good advice.
Once ur a homestuck it sticks with u it never goes away like ur gonna be 35 and settled down with a spouse and 2 kids or a pet and the clocks gonna say 4:13 and ur gonna be like fuck
i need ferguson to go down in history books. i need school children in the year 2074 to learn about michael brown being shot on august 9th, 2014 by officer darren wilson. i need this to spark a movement. this can not lose the focus of society a mere month after it happened.
When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.
The trolliest ice cream man to ever live.
And look at that fucking majestic mustache.
this site needs to be shut down immediately
Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.